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Category Archives: Levity

It’s my blog and I can troll if I want to.

The name of this blog is Fried Green Tornadoes.

Same blog, new name. In case you’re wondering where the old name “What Does A Yellow Light Mean?” comes from, watch this great Reverend Jim moment from Taxi. The new name is catchy and shorter. But you never know, I might go back.

I <3 gizzards

Well, show me the way To the next gizzard bar Oh, don’t ask why Oh, don’t ask why For if we don’t find The next gizzard bar I tell you we must die I tell you we must die I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die Oh, moon of Alabama [...]

Timbrook 4 Gubernor

Dustin channels Tim James.  Tim James is a businessman. If you forget, he’ll remind you. And remind you.

Please listen to what I am saying. ($1)

This morning somebody at rec.sport.football.college posted a story from The Onion, claiming Ford Mustangs are being recalled for being too cool. I’m almost 100% sure it was meant as a parody, but it got me thinking about our wasteful car culture. Cool automobiles are nothing new, and the desire to show off our wheels is [...]

Earth Day plans.

Spring is right around the corner – well, that is if you believe the liberal “scientists” – and I though it would fun for everyone to show support for Mother Earth in a creative way.  As for me, I’m going to replace my monitor with a single compact fluorescent bulb! Namaste, rsfckers.

ACHIEVER.

It’s an honor just to be nominated. Certificate design by Emily Bodnar

It’s only a card.

The Church of the SubGenius has been baffling normals since the late 1970s.  Founded by two nobodies and a piece of clipart,  the SubGenius cult and their figurehead super salesman J. R. “Bob” Dobbs introduced the E-Z-Access Nirvana-like concept of Slack to a slackless world. Their bold prediction that the world would be destroyed by [...]

Something new to hate and hate HARD.

A recent thread on USENET concerned the meanings of flags.  It was pointed out that African-Americans may justly view the Confederate Battle Flag with the same loathing as the Nazi flag.  Something that the Nazi flag and the Confederate flag have in common is a snappy, EZ-2-draw design. At the very least, a bored Berry [...]